UFO - Unidentified Flying Objects

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Žena tankuje na benzínke palivo, keď zrazu vedľa nej pristane UFO. Mimozemšťan uchopí tankovaciu hadicu a začne tankovať tiež.

Žena sa sa opýta: “UFO znamená Unidentified Flying Object, však?” Mimozemšťan sa na ňu pozrie, pokrúti hlavou a nahnevaný odpovie: “Sprostí ľudia… To znamená Unleaded Fuel Only!” (len bezolovnaté palivo

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Pán doktor, môj manžel je presvedčený, že je lietajúci tanier!

Pošlite ho ku mne.

Dobre, ale kde tu môže pristáť?

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Stojí mimozemšťan Alf na autobusovej zastávke vedľa peknej dievčiny.

Príde k nej, ďobne ju prstom a povie:

- Ňuf… ňuf…

- “Daj pokoj ty škrata!” - hnevá sa dievčina - “Lebo ťa tak kopnem medzi nohy, že ti gule odletia”.

- “To neodletia”, mi totiž medzi nohami nič nemáme!

- “Nemáte? A ako potom súložíte?”

- “Takto!” - ďobne ju prstom a povie: Ňuf… ňuf…

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Politikom by sa malo hovoriť UFO.

Prečo?

Pretože nás Ustavične Finančne Oberajú a pritom sú neidentifikovateľní.

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Otázka: Viete, čo majú spoločné UFO a múdra blondínka?

Odpoveď: Všetci už o tom počuli, ale málokto ich videl.

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